Saturday, July 2, 2011


This morning I'm sitting at my desk at work when I get an IM from my husband.
Him: I had a dream you had a surprise baby.
Me: ha, what?! Surprised you that I was pregnant or that I had a baby?
Him: Had a baby. You named it without consulting me.
Me: Say WHAT?!
Him: Tylech. You thought I'd like that name. And she was bigger than Max (my 4 month old nephew) at birth.

I imagine she'd look something like this:
So what do you guys think? I think Tylech is a pretty fitting name for a 20 pound newborn girl.
[that name makes me gag]

Then in the dream he discovered that I was just playing a trick on him. Typical. I like to tease my husband. Yesterday I came home and he didn't hear me come in. [That's a miracle in and of itself. The place is about as big as your right hand.] So I sneak in, turn off the light to the bedroom where he's working, and run [a whole two steps] into the kitchen to hide. :) I hope we never stop being playful.

I wonder what other people would say about us if they were random onlookers. We have the most ridiculous conversations. We [I] say the most outofthisworld stuff with a straight face. We go for as long as we can and then burst into fits of laughter.

I love us.


-The Frog Princess- said...

Aw that reminds me of the movie Charly!!
You two are adorable :)

Kristine said...

HAHAH, okay I thought when I saw the title of this post I was really worried that you were actually planning on naming your non-existent child that horrid name! (No offense to anyone who has that name or likes it... it just doesn't do it for me).

My boy and I are pretty playful too. I saw some real of the wall stuff and I really don't know where it comes from but he plays along with it so I'm happy for that :)

LaynahRose said...

Tylech is awesome, haha. I cant even imagine what carrying a 20 lb baby would do to your body though, ugh. shudder.

I love the story about you hiding from him :) too cute.

Megan said...

Hahaha, what a wonderful name! Not. Y'all are so cute...I can just tell how in love y'all are without even really knowing y'all!! : )

Grace said...

You look great together ;)

Courtney B said...

Aaawwe! I love you two!!
I am always saying that we should get paid to have camera's follow us around all day. Not because we're hot stuff, nope. Because we're the biggest dorks around and people would die laughing from watching our daily routines.
(and because I want to make easy money, as if that would EVER happen! Ha!)

Shalyn said...

Tylech? HA- So funny! I once dreamt my husband took the birth certificate and named our daughter Navel Mable! And trust me- if you two are playful now, it wont stop! Its who you are:-)

Ana @My (Newly)Wed Life said...

I don't want to dream about having a 20 pond baby. That sounds hurtful haha.

You two are such a cute couple! :)

xoxo, Ana

Chelsea said...

Ha ha ha ha. That is so great. Tylech? Is that even a name?

I know it wasn't your dream, but actually dreaming about giving birth is the weirdest thing ever. I wake up feeling confused for so long after.

Anyway. You guys are friggin' adorable.

Autumn said...

20 pounds baby with that name, poor kid and....a poor momma haha. Made me laugh.

Gentri said...

hahaha! I love you guys! :D SO great. Please name your first child tylech. Sounds like Tylenol. haha!

Danielle Hyatt said...

I have not read your blog in a while! i just read this one and i love it. oh little tylech...for a girl...hmm. haha I can totally picture you guys doing those things! I love it! so cute!

Alycia (Crowley Party) said...

hahaha Tylech? sounds like a boys name to me! hahah such cute pics. Funny story :)

Amanda said...

Hysterical! Thanks for sharing this! Makes being at work much more entertaining when I hear about your "surprise" baby ;)

Mikelle Jade {The Honeypie Archives} said...

i love you two too. seriously. you are always so optimistic, i love reading your blog because it ALWAYS brightens my day!

ashley.warner said...

you two are so darling together! :)
i smile when i read about your little 'love'