Saturday, March 26, 2011

Parents Are Cool.

Before I explain why parents are so cool to all of you, did you guys know that me and Lady Gaga have the same birthday? Yep. Monday. That's it. I want a new birthday. They announced it on the radio yesterday and I was genuinely upset.

Okay, Let's get down to the nitty gritty.
Have you heard of
Next time you have a spare 5 hours, check it out. Don't if you have less time, you'll get hooked.
Lucky for you, I've picked out the good ones.
warning: when I looked through about 20 pages of them there was a mildly inappropriate one or two. Jeeze. Parents.
 There's your warning.

ME: I got a 96 on my internship presentation!

DAD: No one is perfect.



ME: You reorganized the pantry! Wow. What made you decide to do that?

MOM: The future is now.


ME: Tell me something to cheer me up

MOM: I’m fat and you’re not.



MOM: It had to have been a wig

ME: THAT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE A WIG
MOM: Ok.
MOM: Don’t yell
MOM: I have a headache



MOM: Please take out the garbage.

ME: …..I’m at college….
MOM: Is that why your bed isn’t made?




Mom:
Please tell us youre not serious about “liking” Charlie Sheen on facebook. he’s a bad person why would you like him.



MOM: Your check just got here in the mail. What should I do with it?

ME: What check?
MOM: Just kidding. Dad told me to write that if I wanted a response. We miss you!



DAD: Why can’t I find that song like a Jesus on iTunes?

ME: You mean like a G6?



ME: Hey could you bring up something for me when you get the car please?

DAD: What?
ME: Tampons
DAD: Ughhh



MOM: want to hear something funny? i took the dog s thryoid med this morn instead of mine. i am fine.

ME: Mom! Are you sure?
MOM: arf arf



ME: It’s your wedding anniversary tomorrow, just thought I’d let you know.

DAD: You are foolish, I would never forget…
(10 minutes later)
DAD: Is it really tomorrow?!!! What does your mum want? Ask her, but don’t make it look like I made you ask!!!
(5 minutes later)
DAD: Scrap that! Don’t ask your mum, she will know I sent you. Can’t you have some mother-daughter time and open the IKEA catalogue? Make her circle all cheap things she likes without mentioning me!!!

DAD: Do it in the next hour. I will come to pick you up, we will go to IKEA to get all the things your mum has circled.

And that, my friends, is why parents are so cool. 

7 comments:

Megan said...

Oh my gosh, LOVE this!! My favorite was the one about the check, knowing that they'd get a response. And the arf arf one. Haha. So cute!

ashley.warner said...

ahhhh!
I love this! I would get addicted to this site.
It's seriously hilarious to see what parents text. What's even better are what GRANDPARENTS text!!!!! :)

everyone calls me bon bon said...

Ahaha! Parents are so awesome:-) Mine would call me when I was at college, asking how to work the DVD player. Love them! xoxo

Ashley Slater said...

Oh my goodness... I just clicked on a link to your blog and I am SO. GLAD. I. DID. This is hilarious!

I am sorry to hear about the unfortunate birthday sharing mess. BOO.

I am pretty sure I am going to follow your blog now, it is so funny!

-Ashley
Adventures of Newlyweds

Jennifer said...

This is so funny! I love the anniversary story. My dad asks me what my mom would want too. So awesome!

Ashley said...

That is totally one of my favorite websites ever. I can spend hours on there...laughing out loud at those crazy parental units. ;)

I love your cute blog!! & you are just LOVELY! I'm a new follower...hip hip HOORAY!

oh and happy BIRTHDAY! :)

Becca said...

Oooohhh ma goodness, i LOVE that site. So so funny.