Saturday, March 26, 2011

Parents Are Cool.

Before I explain why parents are so cool to all of you, did you guys know that me and Lady Gaga have the same birthday? Yep. Monday. That's it. I want a new birthday. They announced it on the radio yesterday and I was genuinely upset.

Okay, Let's get down to the nitty gritty.
Have you heard of
Next time you have a spare 5 hours, check it out. Don't if you have less time, you'll get hooked.
Lucky for you, I've picked out the good ones.
warning: when I looked through about 20 pages of them there was a mildly inappropriate one or two. Jeeze. Parents.
 There's your warning.

ME: I got a 96 on my internship presentation!

DAD: No one is perfect.

ME: You reorganized the pantry! Wow. What made you decide to do that?

MOM: The future is now.

ME: Tell me something to cheer me up

MOM: I’m fat and you’re not.

MOM: It had to have been a wig

MOM: Ok.
MOM: Don’t yell
MOM: I have a headache

MOM: Please take out the garbage.

ME: …..I’m at college….
MOM: Is that why your bed isn’t made?

Please tell us youre not serious about “liking” Charlie Sheen on facebook. he’s a bad person why would you like him.

MOM: Your check just got here in the mail. What should I do with it?

ME: What check?
MOM: Just kidding. Dad told me to write that if I wanted a response. We miss you!

DAD: Why can’t I find that song like a Jesus on iTunes?

ME: You mean like a G6?

ME: Hey could you bring up something for me when you get the car please?

DAD: What?
ME: Tampons
DAD: Ughhh

MOM: want to hear something funny? i took the dog s thryoid med this morn instead of mine. i am fine.

ME: Mom! Are you sure?
MOM: arf arf

ME: It’s your wedding anniversary tomorrow, just thought I’d let you know.

DAD: You are foolish, I would never forget…
(10 minutes later)
DAD: Is it really tomorrow?!!! What does your mum want? Ask her, but don’t make it look like I made you ask!!!
(5 minutes later)
DAD: Scrap that! Don’t ask your mum, she will know I sent you. Can’t you have some mother-daughter time and open the IKEA catalogue? Make her circle all cheap things she likes without mentioning me!!!

DAD: Do it in the next hour. I will come to pick you up, we will go to IKEA to get all the things your mum has circled.

And that, my friends, is why parents are so cool. 


Megan said...

Oh my gosh, LOVE this!! My favorite was the one about the check, knowing that they'd get a response. And the arf arf one. Haha. So cute!

ashley.warner said...

I love this! I would get addicted to this site.
It's seriously hilarious to see what parents text. What's even better are what GRANDPARENTS text!!!!! :)

everyone calls me bon bon said...

Ahaha! Parents are so awesome:-) Mine would call me when I was at college, asking how to work the DVD player. Love them! xoxo

Ashley Slater said...

Oh my goodness... I just clicked on a link to your blog and I am SO. GLAD. I. DID. This is hilarious!

I am sorry to hear about the unfortunate birthday sharing mess. BOO.

I am pretty sure I am going to follow your blog now, it is so funny!

Adventures of Newlyweds

Jennifer said...

This is so funny! I love the anniversary story. My dad asks me what my mom would want too. So awesome!

Ashley said...

That is totally one of my favorite websites ever. I can spend hours on there...laughing out loud at those crazy parental units. ;)

I love your cute blog!! & you are just LOVELY! I'm a new follower...hip hip HOORAY!

oh and happy BIRTHDAY! :)

Becca said...

Oooohhh ma goodness, i LOVE that site. So so funny.