Briditis.

I have a mad case of briditis right now.

Okay?

So you don't expect too much of me.

I'm ill.

I can't even talk.

I say right when I mean left.

6:30 when I mean 9:00.

Beef when I mean chicken.

No when I mean yes.

Yes when I mean no.

Ribbon when I mean lace.

Saturday when I mean Friday.

"Can do" when I mean "Absolutely no way I can do"

Up when I mean down.

Green when I mean yellow.

"I'm good" when I mean "I'm on the verge of insanity."

Basically, sorry the words that come out of my mouth lately are not coherent or mean exactly the opposite of whatever I'm trying to say. Wait, that didn't make sense did it? Oh well. Does every bride to be feel like this 48 hours away from her wedding? 48 flippin crappin holy smokin hours! I can't even believe it. I'm so excited! To be honest, I wish I could just snap my fingers and have it all done. This wedding planning/prepping business is getting old. Before we even got engaged I told Clint I wanted to elope. I was 90% serious. I'm looking forward to the reception and ceremony, but compared to how much I look forward to marriage, it's a teeny tiny spec. Like the spec on Horton Hears a Who.

 It's funny to hear others opinions. I was talking to this lady at work about her wedding and she described this elaborate event complete with a literal horse drawn carriage. It was insane. They got divorced. She said it was no big deal because she had her time and she had her big white wedding. Oh wait. That's the reason people get married? For the wedding? Not because they actually are madly in love and want to spend the rest of forever together? Okay. I get it now. That's why the divorce rate is so high. Good thing me and Clint are on the side of madly in love and want to spend the rest of forever together!!

To say the least.

Oh you want to see another sneak peek?

I give the people what they want!

I'm keeping you guessing right? Perfect :)

This reminds me. Some lady today told me I had such gorgeous hair it's awful. Wait, what? Is that a compliment?

Alright. I know I've gotten several e-mails from you all about guest posting. Your answer: Yes. I just haven't had time to go through them all and figure out when they will be posted. In fact, I probably won't even have time to read through them before posting them. Okay guest bloggers, nothing inappropriate! ;) I will try to let everyone have a chance and let you know ahead of time when yours will be shown. If you haven't send me one but you can get one to me before the end of the night you can probably have a spot to!  But then again, remember I have briditis and you need to have compassion on my soul. It's a serious condition.

That is all.

kthanksbye!