The most interesting woman in the world.

[Picture from Halloween with muh BFF Brittany! We were pilots, duh.  So leh-git. ]

That's a joke.

Unless of course you only know about five people.

In which case, I may be the most interesting person in your world.

Aren't those commercials hilarious?

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It's not the funniest one out there, but still good.

Ready for some interesting facts?

(1) I used to think horse back riding meant riding the horse backwards. I thought it was weird I had never seen it before. But in my defense, do they really have to clarify you're riding on the back? Seems unnecissary to me.

(2) I once cheated on a spelling test in first grade. The word was crayon, and my crayon box was on my desk. I spelt "crayola". Lesson learned. 

(3) I have never been so tempted to cheat in my life as I was in my biochem test last week. I remembered my experience above with cheating, and decided it wouldn't be a good idea. Plus, I'm pretty sure everyone else in there was just as clueless. Oh, and that part about honesty too. (joke)

(4) My life could never possibly contain enough polka dots.

(5) I once fell during a dance concert in high school. It was on the word "humiliation" in "Let the drummer kick" by Citizen Cope.Yep, planned that [by the way, you should click on the link and listen to the song. it's really cool] . I also once had a skirt slip off in a different dance and was left in a leotard. The skirt was see-through anyway. Who needs it?

(6) I still remember almost every move to the pep assembally dance my Freshman year of high school. "Let's get it started"- Black eyed peas.

(7) I still have an intense love for backstreet boys. After I listen to it, I picture my life as a 90s music video. It's really entertaining. Please don't make fun of me. Or do. I don't really care.  

(7) yes, I realize there are two #7s. I thought of another one. Lance Bass was my first and only celebrity crush. We all know how that one turned out. I still feel betrayed.

(8) I've been self concious about my size (legs specifically) for as long as I can remember. literally. I remember my best friend in 2nd grade telling me what she weighed. I was really embarrassed because I was like 15 pounds more. I didn't realize that I was also about a foot taller.

(9) I don't know if I have ever in my life read [or even referenced] directions on anything electronic. I hate directions. I prefer to figure it out myself.

(10) I've always been a happy kid. When I was little people would tell my mom I had a built in smile. When I was starting kindergarten, I was really upset for awhile and it didn't go away. My mom was concerned and asked me what was wrong. I told my mom that she didn't have to worry, that I had talked to Oreo [our dog at the time] and she said she would take care of her [my mom] while I was off at school.

There's mine, now what are your interesting facts?