Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Do you ever...

Have one of those ultra frustrating days?

This one really made me laugh out loud:

Where nothing. works. out.
the milk spills
there's no parking space
no groceries in the fridge
no time to grocery shop
no time to even grab a lunch
oh, no laundry either
or time to do laundry, of course
hafta wear the fat jeans
maybe you fail a biochemistry test or two
wake up with a zit the elevation of Everest
maybe one of your vertebra get out of place and you can feel it poking through the skin
forgot a pencil
a pencil? fa reals?
oops, you studied every single nutrient biochemical pathway and there's zero on the exam
possibly get some unwarranted critisism
forgot your sweater
forgot how uncomfortable that pair of shoes is
got a headache from lack of comida
have a to-do list the length of a motor home
have a deficit with the ratio of time have, and time needed
plan something really special and have it not work out
The blender top wasn't, in fact, secured
Sasquatch punched you in the kidney
The wolf huffed and puffed and actually did blow your house down
There is a monster in your closet

All of the previous events may not have happened today, but it's impossible to tell for sure.

yep. I'm there. Know that feeling after surfing (or trying to, in my case) when you feel like you just got beat up by an angry gang of hippos? Cuz you keep getting knocked down in your attempt to succeed? yep. I'm there. In reality, the problem probably is much more internal, than external. That, however, doesn't stop it from being real to you. We make the choice whether to be happy or grumpy. Today, I think I'll take grumpy. I'm allowed one of those every once in awhile. Oh, I'm not? I'll huff and puff and blow your house down. Sasquatch is also a good friend of mine. 

Don't confuse this for optimism or any sign of happiness, but I'm REALLY excited for tomorrow! It's Clintopolis' birthday and I have something special planned for him! I took the day off work so we could spend the evening together. I'm REALLY happy he was born.

Still laughing about the Beaver picture? Me too!


Ramsey said...

I'm so sorry you had a poopie day girlie! Hugs to you...and wishes for a better tomorrow!

kristine [kristine. or polly.] said...

Aw, hope you have a better day! But those photos were so funny!

Ailinh Harris said...

all those photos are so hilarious. Sorry about your bad day. Definitely have had one of those days. Hopefully tomorrow and the rest of your week is better!

Collin&Tatum said...

i love the puppy peeing on the lap top that made me laugh out loud!